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Kids Stories : An attempt
Filed Under (Articles, Global, Glocal, Local) by Dipesh Dulal on 13-08-2010
Tagged Under : English Language is Fun
I am trying to make a series of stories which starts from a funny old woman’s kitchen (Japanese Folk Tale), goes through the series of adventure, moral lessions, glimpses of magic spell stuffs, fun and ends with totally new characters on scene ready for continuation of series. I am being helped by an enthusiastic student too.
Part I : The Funny Old Woman
Once upon the time, there lived a funny old woman who liked to prepare rice dumplings for her husband. She pased most of her time in her kitchen and in care of her husband. She used to laugh “Tee-Hee-Hee”.
One day she was preparing rice dumplings for her husband. Accidentally, one of the rice dumplings fell down on the earthen floor. It rolled down into the small hole on her floor. She tried to pick it up, but the hole grew wider and she fell down through the hole.
She stepped on a new place, which looked like her neighbourhood. Actually, it was not her neighbourhood. She was on a inclined road. The sides of the road were green paddy fields. She began to run down the road crying: “My rice dumplings !”.
At a place, on the side of the road was a ‘Statue God’ who asked: “Where are you going old woman?”.
She didn’t care much about the question. She looked at the Statue God and asked: “Have you seen my rice dumplings?”.
“Yes, it was rolling down the road.” – replied the Statue God and added: “But don’t go further for there is a wicked Oni who likes human flesh and blood.”.
She thought that was funny and laughed “Tee-Hee-Hee”. She began to run down the road saying : “My rice dumpling, my rice dumpling !”.
Same incident happened when she met second Statue God. She was running down crying, when she came across third Statue God.
The third Statue God asked her to hide herself behind him, as there was Oni curiously walking up the road. She also saw a giant-like Oni climbing up the road and hid herself behind the third Statue God.
“Hey Statue God, I can smell some humankind here.” , said Oni.
“I am not sure.”, replied the third Statue God.
“But I am sure, here is the old woman” , Oni saw the funny old woman and picked her up.
“I will be angry with you and will never forgive you if you kill such a poor old woman.” – said the third Statue God.
“She will be happily staying in my kitchen preparing food for me and my friends” , promised the Oni. The funny old woman laughed “Tee-Hee-Hee”.
He took the funny old woman with him till they reached a river. He caught the boat and put the old woman into it. He rowed it with a paddle. They reached another bank. Another side of the river was more green with dense forest. They walked together towards Oni’s home. There were other Onis who were waiting for the Oni. They were his friends. He asked the old woman to prepare food in his kitchen using his magic paddle.
She had to put a grain of rice in a pot and fill it with water. On the fire, she had to stir the pot with one grain of rice and water. The rice began to multiply by two. 1-2-4-8-16-32-64-128-256-512-1024- and so on. She used to laugh “Tee-Hee-Hee” when she noticed rice multiplying while stirring it.
Some days passed, and she began to miss her husband and her kitchen where she used to cook her favourite rice dumplings.
One day she noticed that nobody was in the house except her. She quietly came out of the house with the magic paddle under her girdle. She walked down through the dense forest until she reached the bank of the river. There was a boat without its paddle.
Looking at the magic paddle funnily; she said “It helps.”.
She rowed the boat slowly with the rice-paddle.
As soon as she reached the next bank, she looked back to see the Oni’s place as she would never come back again.
What she saw on the other bank of the river was the fiercest Oni ever with red-red eyes.
Oni couldn’t swim across river; so he kneeled down to suck the entire river water. He did so and made the river muddy. The funny old woman was helpless and began to cry with funny face. The Oni couldn’t stop laughing and he again filled the river with water.
Poor helpless woman thought of running away from there and she marched up with pace. She saw three Statue Gods on her way but she didn’t talk with anyone. She saw a hole nearby the road on the field terrace and struggled more to reach the other end of that hole.
She cried with happiness and ran to her husbands bed as soon as she reached in her kitchen.
The funny old woman and her husband began to pass their days in home with happiness. Sometimes she used to laugh “Tee-Hee-Hee”.
Part II: Flight to Heaven
One day the old couple thought of selling the magic paddle. One of their neighbours paid a huge amount for the magic paddle. Then the old couple bacame very rich and established a restaurant named ‘Food Paradise’.
They kept 4 staff in the restaurant and the funny old woman became the attraction of the restaurant doing some supervision and cooking town’s famous rice-dumplings. She began to earn more money as the restaurant was very popular and earned fame in the short time.
Days passed on and the funny old woman began to become more greedy. One day, she went to her neighbour and asked that neighbour to sell the ‘magic paddle’ back to her. That neighbour refused in soft words “I am sorry lady; what I can sell you is a magic broom. Using this; you can save your time and money in your restaurant”. She purchased that magic broom.
Her neighbour’s Tom Cat followed her while she was going home. “Stay back!” she shouted.
Tom Cat said: “I always play with the threads of brooms, kind lady!”.
She allowed the Tom Cat to go with her.
Next day, she redesigned her restaurant with proper corner to the magic broom and Tom Cat playing around it. One of the regular customer liked it and said: “Impressive!”.
In the evenings, she used to clean the restaurant with the magic broom. The broom moved and cleaned as the wish of its master. The funny old woman was happy to get the magic broom in her restaurant.
One day, suddenly her husband died of heart-attack. That was the most gravious moment in the life of the old woman.
She began to stay in her house in grief with her relatives. The restaurant was being run by staff members and the Tom Cat.
One day when all relatives returned to their homes, the old woman returned to the restaurant and suddenly rode on the magic broom. She said:
“Broom, Oh Broom ! Take me to a ride! To a preson who made me bride !”.
The magic broom accepted her master. Soon, she was riding on the broom with the Tom Cat behind.
The Tom Cat felt wonderful to see the clouds beneath and gradually he began to miss the mice and rats of the restaurant. He asked the old woman : “Let us return back, I want to return back. “. But the old woman denied. So, he slid down the rainbow down the earth and reached the restaurant.
In the sky, the thunderstorm hit the woman and she turned into ash and smoke. The magic broom was just as normal as it had magical power in it. It fell down and dropped just in front of the restaurant. The Tom Cat then became its master.



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